KUBEKoin first & only Kryptokurrency, and only way to pay for the KUBE in 2022*. I know you’ll have many kwestions, so here’s a KUBEKoin FAQ: (This is satire, don’t email me.) How do I purchase KUBEKoin? Every KUBEKoin kan be purchased for $10 USD via Venmo, Paypal or via last resorts of Cash App […]

Viral Komunications There has been a lot of talk about the Kovid Klassik.  Maybe too much talk.  How did this come together?  Why did this come together?  What kind of idiots entered and what kind of spektakular idiots donated cash money for prizes.  As many of you know the KUBE Klassik was a money laundering […]

Soooo…. We are marching into weak 2 and I say weak very intentionally because frankly we have seen a great deal of weak play in the KUBE. #sad.  Low energy Russian Oligark Jon Becker moved houses over opening weekend and the KUBE Knation was left to itself to watch the drama unfold.  There was a […]

Sooooo…. Did the Russians HACK the NCAA Tournament? Why isnt Trump launching the NUKES! I need a show of hands… how many KUBE participants thought that UMBC had something to do with United Missouri Bank? It is somewhat troubling late on Sunday night of weekend one to witness the Karnage of the NCAA’s… I am […]

(This post was written and photoshopped without the consent or permission of anyone.) Greetings my Loyal, Admiring KUBITES! As you know for the past 40 years I have been running the most fabulous, biggest, most successful NCAA Basketball Pool Ever envisioned by God or by man with the help of my sometime friend “Little” Mike […]

Soooo… you think the failure of the healthcare legislation, the failure of the Russia investigation, this mornings Tweet (I dont know that there was a Tweet this morning) is a scandal and a nightmare and a big disappointment?  Well… welcome to KUBEGATE! Let’s look at some scenarios: S Carolina beats Oregon Donald, The Good One […]

I will never forget the first time I walked into a locker room of crying athletes. The silence was disorienting. Doors closed behind me, shutting out a noisy, crowded gym still buzzing from the big game and bringing pure devastation into focus. Light sobs and hard sniffs were the only sounds in the room. I’ve never […]

No one blames you for going to sleep once Big Blue started milking the clock. When an 11-point kontest checks out as the best game of the tournament (at that point in time), it’s officially a snooze-fest. The Blue Blood Battle between Kentucky and UCLA lived up to the hype. I’d say it even ekceeded […]

My mom is taking over the KUBE? OH %$&*#@, MY MOM IS TAKING OVER THE KUBE!!! As a wise wanton man once said… what kind of %$&*#@ up world are we living in? The Sweet 16 gave us four (er, make that 3.5) amazing games tonight last knight, but as of the final media time […]

Soooo….why is the Kukla kid (man) so angry? He appears to be the proto-typical, angry, white, who took my basketball cheese type guy. It shouldn’t surprise. His father (the original Donald) has historically had a LOT of anger issues but you hate seeing those bleed into the next generations. Genetics is hard. The brakkets…the brakkets […]